Them Weekly


New Year’s Resolutions: The Bison by dwgc
December 31, 2008, 3:50 pm
Filed under: The Bison

drunk-bison1

Don’t pass out drunk in the snow. Don’t pass out drunk in the snow. Don’t pass out drunn in da snop. Don poop out drump in blaaaaa…..



New Year’s Resolutions: The Lemur by dwgc
December 31, 2008, 3:49 pm
Filed under: The Lemur

lemur-love

Fall in love.



New Year’s Resolutions: The Rhino by Marty
December 31, 2008, 11:42 am
Filed under: The Rhino

ny_rhino

Rhinoplasty.



New Year’s Resolutions: The Horse by Marty
December 31, 2008, 11:07 am
Filed under: The Horse

ny_horse

Stop huffing glue.



New Year’s Resolutions: The Humpback Whale by Marty
December 31, 2008, 11:04 am
Filed under: The Whale

ny_humpback

Lose 200 pounds.



New Year’s Resolutions: The Lemming by dwgc
December 31, 2008, 11:03 am
Filed under: The Lemming

lemming-jump

If The Other Lemming jumps off a cliff, don’t follow.



New Year’s Resolutions: The Lobster by Marty
December 31, 2008, 11:00 am
Filed under: The Lobster

ny_lobster

Clear up that painful and highly communicable STD.