Them Weekly


Polar Bears Hit the Maul by dwgc
December 24, 2008, 11:46 am
Filed under: The Polar Bear

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Happy Holidays from Them Weekly!

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Lobster in Hot Water by Marty
December 24, 2008, 11:30 am
Filed under: The Crab, The Lobster

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Someone’s been spreading a lot more than cheer this holiday season. A rash of pubic lice has been spreading like wild-fire through the crustacean community, and The Lobster is taking the blame. “I know at least ten crabs with crabs thanks to that bottom feeder” says a source.



Not So Sinful Sloths by dwgc
December 24, 2008, 11:03 am
Filed under: The Sloth

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The Sloth spends all day either looking for food or just hanging out. He has no energy for sex. Maybe if the right sloth came around she could change his mind, but until then VIRGIN ALERT!!



Bear Binge by dwgc
December 24, 2008, 11:02 am
Filed under: The Bear, The Moose

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Despite assuring family and friends he was through with eating for the season, The Bear is spotted here chowing down on some high calorie moose tartar. The Bear might have to skip hibernation this year if he want to be able to find a mate in the spring!