Them Weekly

New Year’s Resolutions: The Piglets by dwgc
December 31, 2008, 10:34 am
Filed under: The Pig

yummy pigs

Don’t grow up to be delicious.


All Up In The Club by dwgc
December 30, 2008, 9:07 pm
Filed under: The Seal


After the bloody mess The Seal got into last new years, you won’t be finding this babe all up in the club.  She’s going to take it easy, kick back on the iceberg and chill out!

Look What the Cat Dragged In by Marty
December 30, 2008, 3:49 pm
Filed under: The Cat


Look at this sloppy pussy! The Cat was spotted doing the walk of shame after a late night booty call at The Tomcat’s den. Easy cum, easy go…

Bromance by dwgc
December 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
Filed under: The Wolf


These two men of the wolf pack have been spotted all over the woods together. They hunt together, they drink at the river together, they’re completely inseparable. Hey wolves, if I was being followed around by eight lovely ladies I wouldn’t be hangin’ out with my best bud all the time. Go get some tail!

Retraction by dwgc
December 30, 2008, 12:40 pm
Filed under: The Deer, The Wolf

retraction would like to apologize for a factual error in the post Star
Crossed Lovers
. We reported that The Moose and The Wolf were seen flirting
when in fact it was the The Deer and The Wolf. We at strive
to achieve the highest degree of journalistic integrity and sincerely apologize for
the error. To follow up on the story, The Deer is dead and the wolf is
wanted for questioning.

I’d Whack to That Rack! by Marty
December 30, 2008, 12:28 pm
Filed under: The Moose


Oxen: They’re Just Like Us! by dwgc
December 30, 2008, 11:52 am
Filed under: The Ox


They fuck up.