Them Weekly

Who Wore It Best? by dwgc
April 21, 2009, 9:48 pm
Filed under: The Hippo, The Manatee




Your Saviour Cometh by Marty
April 20, 2009, 9:16 am
Filed under: The Eagle


While the animals were all impressed by The Eagle walking on water, they grew irritable when he turned the water into wine.

Stripes Spotted Steppin’ Out by dwgc
April 19, 2009, 8:10 pm
Filed under: The Lion, The Zebra


That doesn’t look like Mr. Zebra’s arm passionatley stroking Mrs. Zebra’s mane at the watering hole. Could there be trouble in paradise?

Slugs: Fucking Gross by Marty
April 12, 2009, 11:55 am
Filed under: The Slug

Easter Delivery Express by dwgc
April 9, 2009, 10:09 pm
Filed under: The Rabbit, The Wolf


Looks like The Easter Bunny has hit some static on her delivery route – The Big Bad Wolf promises to pick up where she leaves off, after dinner of course.

Out of Formation by dwgc
April 6, 2009, 9:11 pm
Filed under: The Goose


The Goose can’t seem to keep up with the flock these days after packing on the pounds this winter.  If this fat-ass fall out of the sky, at least our forest friends can snack on some foie gras.


Gossip Goose

Lions: They’re Just like Us! by dwgc
April 5, 2009, 7:36 pm
Filed under: The Lion, The Zebra


They give up killing Zebras for lent.