Them Weekly

In The News by Marty
May 19, 2009, 4:56 pm
Filed under: The Carp



Charged: A Truck by Marty
May 14, 2009, 1:41 pm
Filed under: The Elephant


A truck was charged today after The Elephant mistook it for a sexual partner.  At press time representatives for the truck had yet to return Them Weekly’s phone calls for a comment.

Oopsies! Hip Slip by dwgc
May 4, 2009, 7:45 pm
Filed under: The Gazelle, The Lion


Oops! look who let it slip out.  Cover up, Mrs. Gazelle–no one wants to see your insides.