Them Weekly

Swagger Like Ours by dwgc
February 28, 2009, 12:26 pm
Filed under: The Bear


No one in the forest has swager like Ours, swagger like Ours.


Does A Bear Shit In The Woods? by Marty
February 19, 2009, 11:06 am
Filed under: The Bear


He does. He also shits in the den when he’s had a few too many berries. Does a bear’s wife throw him out for stumbling in at 4am reeking of fish and then crapping the floor? She does. Does she then file for divorce? Stay tuned…

Scaredy Bear by dwgc
January 6, 2009, 4:08 pm
Filed under: The Bear, The Moose


Look who’s afraid of the big bad moose. Having spent most of the morning chasing the moose calf around the woods, The Bear got scared when mom showed up – wait until the bear world gets ahold of this hot gossip.

Fish Give Back by Marty
January 6, 2009, 11:25 am
Filed under: The Bear, The Chipmunk, The Eagle, The Salmon, The Trout

It seems the hottest accessory in the stream this winter is a big heart. Everywhere you look fish are lending a hand and helping those in need.

They Feed the Hungry


This Bear would kill for a mid-day snack, but thanks to This Generous Salmon he won’t have to. Talk about taking one for the team!

They Give Directions


Here we see The Helpful Trout offering directions to The Blind Eagle. Which way to the nest?

They Protest


When the fish heard they were planning to dam up the river to make way for a new logging route (and put thousands of chipmunks out of their homes in the process) they showed up en masse to show their disapproval.

Free At Last by Marty
January 4, 2009, 11:14 am
Filed under: The Bear


The Bear was released today after four days and nights in a bear trap.  He did not respond to Them Weekly’s calls for a comment.  Most likely because he’s a bear.

Trapped by Marty
January 3, 2009, 1:07 pm
Filed under: The Bear


Representatives for The Bear released a statement today saying The Bear has spent the last three days in a trap.  They are demanding he be freed immediately.  The press release reads: Press release.

Bear Binge by dwgc
December 24, 2008, 11:02 am
Filed under: The Bear, The Moose

fat ass bear

Despite assuring family and friends he was through with eating for the season, The Bear is spotted here chowing down on some high calorie moose tartar. The Bear might have to skip hibernation this year if he want to be able to find a mate in the spring!