Them Weekly

Gators Gone Wild by dwgc
September 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
Filed under: The Antelope, The Carp, The Crocodile


These Alligators have been ripping it up in South Beach.  The producers of Alligators Gone Wild were thrilled with the footage they got.  While very secretive about the details, they did tell that they got more than the usual wet t-shirt contest.  Lets just say there is an antelope, a dead carp and three alligators in compromising positons.


In The News by Marty
May 19, 2009, 4:56 pm
Filed under: The Carp


Carp Diem by Marty
January 13, 2009, 2:52 pm
Filed under: The Carp, The Polar Bear

Thalarctos maritimus

Look at this picture. What do you see? If you said a bear with a booming body, you’re half right. What you don’t see is The Mischievous Carp swimming under the ice, getting a sick up-skirt angle on our unsuspecting polar’s private parts. Seize the day, indeed.