Them Weekly

Lobster in Hot Water by Marty
December 24, 2008, 11:30 am
Filed under: The Crab, The Lobster


Someone’s been spreading a lot more than cheer this holiday season. A rash of pubic lice has been spreading like wild-fire through the crustacean community, and The Lobster is taking the blame. “I know at least ten crabs with crabs thanks to that bottom feeder” says a source.