Them Weekly


In The News by Marty
February 18, 2009, 5:30 pm
Filed under: The Dog

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Dog Gone Mad by Marty
February 4, 2009, 2:39 pm
Filed under: The Dog, The Loon

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The Dog had a meltdown by the lake last night, when his mating session was interrupted by a curious loon. He unleashed a vicious tirade on the poor bird, who stood cowering in fear. Several onlookers took in the disgusting display, and the forest is buzzing today with the story.

Audio of the outburst can be heard here, though we warn you – it is not for the faint of heart.



Oscars 2009: Your Nominees by Marty
January 29, 2009, 5:11 pm
Filed under: The Dog

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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



Separated at Birth by Marty
January 27, 2009, 6:01 pm
Filed under: The Dog

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Let ‘Er R.I.P. by Marty
December 28, 2008, 7:58 pm
Filed under: The Dog

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The notoriously gaseous Mrs. Dog died this morning, leaving behind a husband, three puppies, and a legacy of nauseating flatulence.  The obituary reads: Oh bitch, you airy!



Spot The Difference by Marty
December 17, 2008, 4:18 pm
Filed under: The Dog

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