Them Weekly


Out of Formation by dwgc
April 6, 2009, 9:11 pm
Filed under: The Goose

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The Goose can’t seem to keep up with the flock these days after packing on the pounds this winter.  If this fat-ass fall out of the sky, at least our forest friends can snack on some foie gras.

xoxo

Gossip Goose

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Spotted Together by dwgc
March 31, 2009, 12:13 pm
Filed under: The Goose

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Is that an offshore oil derrick? Because someone is doing some deep drilling. I just hope that’s Mrs. Goose getting gandered.

xoxo,

Gossip Goose



Hero of the Hudson by dwgc
January 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Filed under: The Goose

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Thursday’s tragedy on the Hudson could have been far worse were it not for the actions of This Heroic Goose.  With the flock in disarray after being decimated by a jet engine, This Goose kept his cool and guided the remaining group to a safe water landing. This Goose is a true hero, a real maverick.



Tragedy On The Hudson by dwgc
January 16, 2009, 5:27 pm
Filed under: The Goose

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It was a somber day on the Hudson River, as the goose community grieved those lost in Thursday’s devastating crash landing. A memorial service will be held on Saturday morning on the north shore. In lieu of flowers, the families have asked that you shit all over La Guardia airport.



In the News by Marty
December 16, 2008, 7:41 am
Filed under: The Deer, The Goose, The Slug

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