Them Weekly

PETA goes too far by dwgc
March 26, 2009, 10:15 am
Filed under: The Polar Bear


The Polar Bear community is outraged after This Polar Bear Family was ambushed by PETA early Thursday morning. The Bears were out for a morning stroll when an angry mob doused their fur coats in red paint and shouted “earth rapers” at them. The protesters carried signs that read “I’d Rather Go Bear Naked Than Wear Fur”.


Carp Diem by Marty
January 13, 2009, 2:52 pm
Filed under: The Carp, The Polar Bear

Thalarctos maritimus

Look at this picture. What do you see? If you said a bear with a booming body, you’re half right. What you don’t see is The Mischievous Carp swimming under the ice, getting a sick up-skirt angle on our unsuspecting polar’s private parts. Seize the day, indeed.

Ice Queen by Marty
December 29, 2008, 12:09 pm
Filed under: The Polar Bear


Ms. Polar Bear has been breaking hearts and taking names this holiday season, which has earned her quite the reputation as a maneater. Also, she ate a man.

Polar Bears Hit the Maul by dwgc
December 24, 2008, 11:46 am
Filed under: The Polar Bear


Happy Holidays from Them Weekly!

Pole ‘Er, Bear! by dwgc
December 15, 2008, 10:18 pm
Filed under: The Polar Bear