Them Weekly

Easter Delivery Express by dwgc
April 9, 2009, 10:09 pm
Filed under: The Rabbit, The Wolf


Looks like The Easter Bunny has hit some static on her delivery route – The Big Bad Wolf promises to pick up where she leaves off, after dinner of course.


Two Wolves Sitting in a Tree by dwgc
February 24, 2009, 7:40 pm
Filed under: The Wolf


The Wolf has long had a reputation as an agressive kisser, but this is getting ridiculous.  Hey Wolf, how do her tonsils taste?!

From the Oscars Archive by dwgc
January 30, 2009, 10:21 am
Filed under: The Wolf


Dances With Wolves

From the Oscars Archive by dwgc
January 30, 2009, 10:20 am
Filed under: THe Elk, The Wolf


Good Will Hunting

Tracking True Love by dwgc
January 13, 2009, 9:07 pm
Filed under: The Wolf


The Wolf is on the prowl for whoever left these hot tracks. Judging by the depth of the print The Wolf is looking for a foxy lady who is 2 ft. tall and likes getting snacked on.

Bromance by dwgc
December 30, 2008, 1:23 pm
Filed under: The Wolf


These two men of the wolf pack have been spotted all over the woods together. They hunt together, they drink at the river together, they’re completely inseparable. Hey wolves, if I was being followed around by eight lovely ladies I wouldn’t be hangin’ out with my best bud all the time. Go get some tail!

Retraction by dwgc
December 30, 2008, 12:40 pm
Filed under: The Deer, The Wolf

retraction would like to apologize for a factual error in the post Star
Crossed Lovers
. We reported that The Moose and The Wolf were seen flirting
when in fact it was the The Deer and The Wolf. We at strive
to achieve the highest degree of journalistic integrity and sincerely apologize for
the error. To follow up on the story, The Deer is dead and the wolf is
wanted for questioning.