Them Weekly

Lions: They’re Just Like Us! by dwgc
September 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
Filed under: The Lion


They get covered in blood.


Oopsies! Hip Slip by dwgc
May 4, 2009, 7:45 pm
Filed under: The Gazelle, The Lion


Oops! look who let it slip out.  Cover up, Mrs. Gazelle–no one wants to see your insides.

Stripes Spotted Steppin’ Out by dwgc
April 19, 2009, 8:10 pm
Filed under: The Lion, The Zebra


That doesn’t look like Mr. Zebra’s arm passionatley stroking Mrs. Zebra’s mane at the watering hole. Could there be trouble in paradise?

Lions: They’re Just like Us! by dwgc
April 5, 2009, 7:36 pm
Filed under: The Lion, The Zebra


They give up killing Zebras for lent.

Oscars 2009: Your Nominees by Marty
January 29, 2009, 5:09 pm
Filed under: The Lion


Revolutionary Road

Lost That Loving Feeling by dwgc
January 19, 2009, 4:47 pm
Filed under: The Lion


The Lions are in a rut when it comes to mating.  They keep doing it doggy-style and they’re both getting bored with it. A sex therapist (not treating either of the Lions) suggests they try some different positions – let her be on top for once, or maybe she could dress up as an antelope.

Stalker Alert by dwgc
January 6, 2009, 5:20 pm
Filed under: The Deer, The Lion


It might be time for The Gazelle to get a restraining order against The Lion. A source close to The Gazelle said that the entire Gazelle herd is afraid to go to the watering hole for fear that The Lion might be there.  It’s getting seriously creepy.