Filed under: The Lion
They get covered in blood.
Oops! look who let it slip out. Cover up, Mrs. Gazelle–no one wants to see your insides.
That doesn’t look like Mr. Zebra’s arm passionatley stroking Mrs. Zebra’s mane at the watering hole. Could there be trouble in paradise?
Filed under: The Lion
The Lions are in a rut when it comes to mating. They keep doing it doggy-style and they’re both getting bored with it. A sex therapist (not treating either of the Lions) suggests they try some different positions – let her be on top for once, or maybe she could dress up as an antelope.
It might be time for The Gazelle to get a restraining order against The Lion. A source close to The Gazelle said that the entire Gazelle herd is afraid to go to the watering hole for fear that The Lion might be there. It’s getting seriously creepy.
Them Weekly 