Them Weekly

baby bump alert! by dwgc
December 22, 2008, 11:20 am
Filed under: The Raccoon


Only a few days after the news broke that the raccoons were splitting up, Mrs Raccoon is photographed by the lake with a bit of a bulge. Do I hear the pitter patter of dirty little paws?


Splitsville by dwgc
December 17, 2008, 11:46 am
Filed under: The Raccoon

Two Raccoons

On the heels of Monday’s rumoured infidelity, The Racoons have officially split up. As a result of Mr Raccoon being unable to explain the excess feces and hair in the den, Mrs Raccoon has moved out. Sources on both sides were quick to confirm the breakup, citing irreconcilable differences.

Busted: that’s not Mrs. Raccoon by dwgc
December 13, 2008, 5:53 pm
Filed under: The Raccoon


Mr. Raccoon is photographed here leaving the den, accompanied by someone other than Mrs. Raccoon.  Trouble in paradise?